Redneck Moonshine Port Kennedy, Western Australia, Australia
By TEAM LANDCRUISER on Sunday 25 December 2005. Waypoint GA0292

It's a tomada sawse boddle hid just off " Chelms Ford Ave-nu ".

YEE-HAW !!

Me un da boys, the missus an ol' gizmo ( gizmo's mah dawg ) wuz out cruzin', and we found dis Chelms Ford Ava-nu. Thats fancy north of da riva talk fer road.

Now, I don't know Mr Ford, but he gotsta be one heck of a feller ta get hisself such a perty suthern road named fer him.

Wal, me an the gang were jus so plum tickled at all the fun we had at one of da best parks south of da riva. Bedda woch out in da park coz derz critterz in da woods. We decided ta hide one a dem der caches so's the rest a ya can come see famus ol' Mr Fords road too and da park.

Right ner da start of Mr Ford's Ava-new, is one of da pertiest suthn parks ya eve did saw. I gotta wern ya tho, thars a few things ya otta know. If'n ya gots a sissi 4x4, all one color and shiny, its gonna get wet, muddy, & could get scratched. The trail starts wider 'n thun da ol man's tracta, but narrows down the further ya go till it gets tighter than Sally da bikes garter belt. Make sher yer tires is good'n full, cause da puddles, they is deep. Da rocks in the bottom helps ya get thru ok.

Oh yea. Bubba sez bring yer shotgun fer da flies, we growz em big in deeze here parts. But, don't bbq em. Ya'll be in da outhouse all nite. An dont go swimmin in the pond it's ful of dat blu grin algy stuff an more o dem critters

When ya find dat ol tomada sawse boddle we lef 4 ya ... ya'll can logit but first dere's sum cunditions.

If'n ya gots one'a dem fancy pitcher-taken thingys, we'd sher be tickled ta se sum of yer trip.

Ya gotsta writ yer logs jes like we bin talkin, so's we ken unnerstand ya'll. Udderwize, yer log jes mite get lost in thet thar ciber-space thingy we hearz bout. So dont blame uz if yer log goz missun.

Have fun ya'll !!!

P.S. Doncha go bringin no rev-a-nu ppl wicha, pappy dun dont like nobodys messin' with his shine.